Monday, May 19, 2008

Man Spray

by jgr80

Check this out:

Two major supermarkets were cordoned off by police today after a man shocked shoppers by spraying urine on the food.

The raider entered Morrisons in Glevum Way, Gloucester at around 11.20am and fired a "foul-smelling substance" - thought to be urine - on meat, salad and fruit (continue ...)


I am always amazed by the ingenuity of weird criminals. This is clearly just gross. But I still need a little more from the article. The shortcomings of structure, style, and the picture aside-- where is the info about methodology?

I was thinking originally that it would have been a classy spray bottle, intricately prepared before the trip to the supermarket, exhaling a fine mist over the unsuspecting produce with each gentle squeeze. But then there's the innocuous mention of a tube. This could obviously be a hundred different things.

They say that the man's actions posed no danger. I wonder what kind of punishment he can get just for being gross.

Call CSI.

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