Monday, May 19, 2008

Playing Dead

by jgr80

This guy must have balls as big as grapefruit... as big as small dogs.

MAN PLAYS DEAD AS GRIZZLY CHEWS

Like chewing the gristle on a chicken bone.

That's how Brent Case describes the grizzly bear gnawing on the back of his head.

Mr. Case was trying to play dead, hoping the bear would eventually leave him alone.

“I don't know why I didn't scream because I was in so much pain,” he said. “I wanted to scream blue murder.” (continue...)


This guy also knows how to play dead. But he has small balls - the size of small grapes.

SPANISH POLICE NAB BURGLAR PLAYING DEAD AT FUNERAL HOME

Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - Associated Press

MADRID, Spain — A burglar who broke into a funeral home tried to fool police by playing dead, but two things gave him away.

First, he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those dressed for eternal rest.

Police and the Crespo Funeral Home said Wednesday they have no idea what the 23-year-old Spanish man was trying to steal in the break-in March 17 in Burjassot, a small town just outside Valencia. (continue...)


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